Potty humor

Yesterday, at Kaymommy's house:

Me (changing a diaper): Nutmeg, do you want to go peepee or poopoo on the toilet?
Nutmeg: Want to fart on the toilet
Me: OK (takes bare-bottomed baby to toilet and holds her there so she doesn't make a splash landing)
Nutmeg: (sitting on toilet) Fart, fart, fart, fart, fart -- burp! -- fart, fart, giggle, fart, fart.

I mean, she kept saying that. She thought it was the biggest joke ever.

Today, on our way to Costco

Me: Nutmeg, what kind of diapers should we buy?
Nutmeg: Clean ones.